Me: god, can i ride on a lama when i get to heaven? God: I am a Christian. Me: as if im not God: You tone of voice is sarcastic. Me: thats because it is, you dipshit. God: Interesting explanation. I dipshit? Me: it means youre an idiot. God: Oh I get it. Me: (: HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " veronica". Me: why? God: " Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " veronica"."? Why? Me: what's wrong with my name? God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there something wrong with you? HE'S ACTING LIKE A MIMBO HERE. HAHAHAHAH. Me: you've hurt my feelings! God: That was not my intention. Me: hmph God: Harumph.