http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com
Go check it out yeah.

Need help understanding what one ah lian is?
Let me tell you.If you satisfy 10 or more criterias, oh man, I'll feel sorry.
1. Long rebonded hair
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. everything also must PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Likes to visit the toilet frequently to makeup, adjust skirt, see mirror, retie hair
18. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
19. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
20. Loves techno
21. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
22. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
23. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN.

:)BAHAHA.