XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Emo, emo, emo :D

How 'bout another one?

Emo Boy #1: My girlfriend just broke up with me. I've been crying for two days straight. Now I'm bored.
Emo Boy #2: I'm bored, too. My sister hid her make up from me, so I was cutting myself, and then I got bored.
Emo Boy #1: Wanna make out?
Emo Boy #2: Sure.

Not as funny :/ Ah, heck.

Yes yes i do agree, emo guys making out are FUCKING HOT I SWEAR. :D
Hahaha! (okay pretend i never said anything!)

I need to go nowwwwww.